National Service (Program Latihan Khidmat Negara)



Opps.. I forgot to wear my uniform !!  My trainer sure nag

at me wearing such a short pants.... 

My daughter has been selected for the National Service or also known as Program Latihan Khidmat Negara.   She's all ready to undergo the intensive training..

Oops...sorry, the conscript are for those 17-year-old youths that are selectively drafted.

Anyway, my daughter is too young to understand the rationale for National Service which was to bond the youth of Malaysia together and to create a Malaysian Nation.  What she will be needing is Milk, milk and more milk...besides her toys, books and not to mention, her favourite Papa and Mama.....



007 reporting for duty...SIR !





 I'm sure some of you guys are finding ways to bypass the system like what I am trying to do for my daughter.... here are some criterias that can get you out of all these.

- Undergoing drug rehabilitation
   .... no no...please not into drugs. You'll be hanged if you make just a simple mistake by carrying just an additional gram of drugs

- Currently held under preventive detention (ISA)

... I'm sure you will not want to play a fool with the cranky Malaysian government system

- Physically disabled

... err getting an MC from Doctor is not enough.... think for yourself if its worth being disabled just to avoid NS

Let me rest first will ya... I need milk now !

  

  - Insanity 

     ... pretends to be one and register yourself in Tanjung  Rambutan

   

  - Pregnant women

    ...  please don't get yourself pregnant just to avoid 3 months of NS training.  Because getting yourself pregnant without planning will give you a whole lifetime of misery.



Remember AEDES mosquito...!!
You will still need to enroll if you

get Chikungunya



 - Contagious disease, as confirmed by a medical office

    ... dengue maybe ... go get yourself bitten by Aedes mosquito if you're really desperate

 

For those who wish not to attend the training, hope you managed to escape by trying some of the methods given above...

Lastly, this is my daughter's last wish before the training.....

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