Wednesday, October 13, 2010

National Service (Program Latihan Khidmat Negara)


Opps.. I forgot to wear my uniform !!  My trainer sure nag
at me wearing such a short pants.... 
My daughter has been selected for the National Service or also known as Program Latihan Khidmat Negara.   She's all ready to undergo the intensive training..

Oops...sorry, the conscript are for those 17-year-old youths that are selectively drafted.

Anyway, my daughter is too young to understand the rationale for National Service which was to bond the youth of Malaysia together and to create a Malaysian Nation.  What she will be needing is Milk, milk and more milk...besides her toys, books and not to mention, her favourite Papa and Mama.....

007 reporting for duty...SIR !


 I'm sure some of you guys are finding ways to bypass the system like what I am trying to do for my daughter.... here are some criterias that can get you out of all these.

- Undergoing drug rehabilitation
   .... no no...please not into drugs. You'll be hanged if you make just a simple mistake by carrying just an additional gram of drugs

- Currently held under preventive detention (ISA)
... I'm sure you will not want to play a fool with the cranky Malaysian government system

- Physically disabled

... err getting an MC from Doctor is not enough.... think for yourself if its worth being disabled just to avoid NS



Let me rest first will ya... I need milk now !

  

  - Insanity 
     ... pretends to be one and register yourself in Tanjung  Rambutan
   
  - Pregnant women
    ...  please don't get yourself pregnant just to avoid 3 months of NS training.  Because getting yourself pregnant without planning will give you a whole lifetime of misery.


Remember AEDES mosquito...!!
You will still need to enroll if you
get Chikungunya



 - Contagious disease, as confirmed by a medical office
    ... dengue maybe ... go get yourself bitten by Aedes mosquito if you're really desperate

 



For those who wish not to attend the training, hope you managed to escape by trying some of the methods given above...

Lastly, this is my daughter's last wish before the training.....











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16 comments:

Merrinette said...

NS is not that bad. I been there and it was a great experience for me to learn and to see human behaviors.

TOLANIC said...

Woah, is that an Airs0ft gun? =)

nebular said...

Hehehehehe....I like this post.

Teh Tarik Drinker said...

dont think NS is all that bad... :D

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SonnyKazu said...

so disappointed NS didn't call me... haiz!

M-Knight said...

cool....little soldier boy and girl

Celeste said...

The little girl is just so cute la ! Hehe ! I have went through my NS few years back ^^

Joeeeyiii~~~~~~ said...

im supposed to go NS last year, have postponed it though =P

Jep said...

Hahaha! So cute! :D

SuFang (Careen) said...

ur daughter is so cute in the army costume !!

ciKeju said...

i hv to go NS this year..
hehehe

Feather Fansey said...

haha~! i am going to NS next year! xD
I am so happy to be selected xD LOL!
hehehe!
your daughter so cute man xD hehehe!

a u t u m n said...

your daughter so cute! :D

CaDLyNN said...

ur daughter so cute la ronnie!
mcm nak cubit2..hehe

Hilda Milda™ said...

eeeee so cuteeee! she sure know how to pose with fierce face! got potential wey xD

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KAMI SEKELUARGA TAK LUPA MENGUCAPKAN PUJI SYUKUR KEPADA ALLAH S,W,T
dan terima kasih banyak kepada AKI atas nomor togel.nya yang AKI
berikan 4 angka 9033 alhamdulillah ternyata itu benar2 tembus AKI.
dan alhamdulillah sekarang saya bisa melunasi semua utan2 saya yang
ada sama tetangga.dan juga BANK BRI dan bukan hanya itu AKI. insya
allah saya akan coba untuk membuka usaha sendiri demi mencukupi
kebutuhan keluarga saya sehari-hari itu semua berkat bantuan AKI..
sekali lagi makasih banyak ya AKI… bagi saudara yang suka main togel
yang ingin merubah nasib seperti saya silahkan hubungi KI JAYA WARSITO,,di no (((085-342-064-735)))
insya allah anda bisa seperti saya…menang togel 577 JUTA , wassalam.


dijamin 100% jebol saya sudah buktikan...sendiri....







Apakah anda termasuk dalam kategori di bawah ini !!!!


1"Dikejar-kejar hutang

2"Selaluh kalah dalam bermain togel

3"Barang berharga anda udah habis terjual Buat judi togel


4"Anda udah kemana-mana tapi tidak menghasilkan solusi yg tepat


5"Udah banyak Dukun togel yang kamu tempati minta angka jitunya
tapi tidak ada satupun yang berhasil..







Solusi yang tepat jangan anda putus asah... KI .JAYA WARSITO akan membantu
anda semua dengan Angka ritual/GHOIB:
butuh angka togel 2D 3D 4D SGP / HKG / MALAYSIA / TOTO MAGNUM / dijamin
100% jebol
Apabila ada waktu
silahkan Hub: KI JAYA WARSITO DI NO: [[[085-342-064-735]]]


ANGKA GHOIB: SINGAPUR 2D/3D/4D/



ANGKA GHOIB: HONGKONG 2D/3D/4D/



ANGKA GHOIB; LAOS



ANGKA GHOIB; TOTO/ MAGNUM 4D/5D/6D/



ANGKA GHOIB; TAIWAN

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